Jaw Droppin

I believe in ME



I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky = ghey.

I believe that if you’re gonna put butter on your popcorn you might as well go all out. You have enough when the popcorn is no longer crunchy, but some kind of mushy oily mass; slightly oozing out of the corners of the bag; the weight of it similar to that of a small child. Tripping & spilling it all over the theater floor should leave you in a blind rage, swinging your fists.

I believe that not everyone laughs at the same things I do.

I believe that Barney should be shot.

I believe that Spongebob Squarepants makes early mornings worthwhile.

I believe that I can attribute my trouble shooting and problem solving skills to years of Help Desk positions and that it has renewed my faith in stupid people.

I believe in proof reading.

I believe that everyone has their sad, tragic story to tell buteveryone will differ.

I believe that as I age, I’ll lose my sight.

I believe that sticks and stones can break my bones but words can break my heart.

I believe Monopoly still rocks but can still cause fights between family members.

I believe makeup is not essential – it’s just a bonus.

I believe a bedroom is for sleeping and achem and not an extraroom for your 4th TV.

I believe in laundry baskets even though I sometimes resort to laundry piles.

I believe that Tim Hortons is better than Second Cup and Starbucks combined.

I believe in only answering the phone if I want to talk to you.

I believe that most people think they know me but really only know what I want them to.

I believe that tequila shots are a sure-fire way of making someone leave a party early.

I believe that getting a bouquet of flowers is a waste of moneyand a waste of flowers.

I believe in personal space.

I believe that feet are feet and not an obsession or fantasy.

I believe that the sayings, ‘physc’ and ‘not’ should make a comeback.

I believe that forgiveness is divine…pfft, when pigs fly.

I believe in ‘fool me once; shame on you, fool me twice and shame on me’.

I believe in turning off the taps while brushing your teeth.

I believe that sunflowers are pretty, but only in pictures. Inreal life they stink and are ugly.

I believe nothing smells greater than someone you love.

I believe the remote is for all to use.

I believe that whoever first invented chocolate should receive an award…and then be shot.

I believe that most days; chocolate is my greatest foe.

I believe that some days; chocolate is my friend.

I believe in ‘eat to live’ and not ‘live to eat’.

I believe only time can say where the road goes.

I believe in the theory of progression.

I believe in trying something first before deciding if you don’tlike it.

I believe in hobbies.

I believe in smiling.

I believe in turning off all the lights in the house when you leave to save power.

I believe the scars we carry on the outside heal much quicker than the ones we carry on the inside.

I believe in white sandy beaches and cool ocean breezes.

I believe that playgrounds nowadays spoil children, when all we had was some rusty chained swings we jumped off at the highest height and broke our ankles, and the spinning ‘merry-go-round’ of death that had nothing to do with ‘merry’ ~ just ask Jennie about how I barfed all over her when I was 8.

I believe that a NEON is not a sports car and most definitely not a race car.

I believe that whoever came up with the Macarena should be shot.

I believe a picture says a thousand words so frame it.

I believe I’d die without air conditioning.

I believe in washing clothes on ‘cold’ to save on the hydro bill.

I believe in trees. I love trees.

I believe that Leonardo was the coolest ninja turtle.

I believe that smoking can kill you, but so can polluted air, contaminated water, processed foods, obesity, car crashes, innocent accidents and other people.

I believe Mr. Ex had Short Man Syndrome.

I believe if you give a little boy a BB gun, he’ll ‘shoot his eye out’.

I believe the couch is for sitting, laying, late nights with hubby but not for jumping.

I believe that Math is fun, Algebra is a breeze, Gio-Trig rocksand Calculus is a biotch.

I believe words like ROFL and LMAO should make it into the English language officially because of their descriptiveness.

I believe I’m a good mother and can be fun most times; when I act like a 5 year old.

I believe that I’m a lousy housekeeper but a wonderful wife.

I believe that my 4 brothers and 2 sisters made my childhood worthwhile.

I believe that some friendships last forever but most don’t makeit through any changes in your life.

I believe my family is more important than my friends no matterwhat pain and trauma my family could cause.

I believe in thinking and not brain-washing.

I believe in cooking and not ordering in.

I believe that mostly this power is wasted.

I believe everyone has the power to change their attitude, theirbody and their knowledge.

I believe that fiber and bran should be a regular part of your diet.

I believe in early mornings, a cup of coffee and silence beforeall others awake.

I believe in making mixed CD’s and only listening to them once before making another.

I believe in counting to 10 before speaking out in anger.

I believe in admitting when you’re wrong and knowing when to stop.

I believe the ocean is blue, the grass is green, the sun is yellow and I am a pleasant mix of all colors.

I believe that ‘all you need is love’ is just the tip of the iceberg; it’s still at the top – but there’s a lot more underneath

I believe rainy days are for reading books and snuggling with someone you love.

I believe that tiny-skinny female bodies and pretty faces are over-rated.

I believe that charm and sincerity are under-rated.

I believe that, when neglected or abused, the human body is disgusting and repulsive.

I believe that, when taken care of, the human body is a beautiful thing.

I believe fruit loops are full of sugar and contain no actual fruit and so should be taken off the breakfast menu.

I believe in laughing at yourself even when no one else does.

I believe in wolves in sheep’s clothing and that most of them are your best friends.

I believe in forgiveness only when it is asked for with true intent.

I believe in crying only when necessary and when no one is looking.

I believe in quiet sneezes and loud laughter.

I believe you get what’s coming to you – in the end we all die.

I believe I’ll remember everyone from my past, bad or good, evenif none of them will remember me.

I believe the glass is half full and not half empty.

I believe that the grass is most definitely not always greener on the other side.

I believe you can’t have your cake and eat it too.

I believe the earth rotates around the sun, so I then must rotate with it and not that the earth rotates around me.

I believe people are good and only bad when they prove it.

I believe in human decency and human nature.

I believe in ‘Good Will Toward Men’

I believe in fidelity and honesty.

I believe in the death penalty for those who deserve it and worse for those who deserve more.

I believe I have the right to protect and express my own opinions as long as it does not harm others.

I believe that everyone has a right to their opinion and the right to express it.

I believe that almost all the time these actions are not necessary.

I believe in old school methods about spanking and soap in the mouth.

I believe in a child’s innocence and importance.

I believe that others will believe differently.

I believe that when I die, my mind, my consciousness, my soul will fade into the eternal blackness that is nothingness. All my memories, thoughts, emotions and knowledge will simply disappear.

I believe in one God: ME. So bow down punks.

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	Other Crap in Blogs (12) Updated 4/23/2006
	Cottage and Camping - July '05 (51) Updated 7/18/2005
	My Blog Photos (37) Updated 3/11/2006
	Adam aka hubby and me (18) Updated 6/2/2005
	Jaw Droppin (11) Updated 3/1/2008
	Nothin but Georgia (22) Updated 6/24/2005
	My Family at Xmas (45) Updated 1/5/2007
	Jelly's Friends (18) Updated 1/5/2007
	Other Random Pics (10) Updated 7/19/2005

Links to my 'Funnies' blogs



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50 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WALMART

RESIGNING FROM ADULTHOOD

DADDY'S RULES

I AM BETTER THAN YOUR KIDS

NEW OFFICE WORDS

SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS

BOB: THE EXPERT

HELL

COMPUTER VIRUS

FOR THE BOYS

WORDS WOMEN USE

SHOWERING

WHAT FRUIT ARE YOU?

FOR THE GIRLS

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

ACTUAL JOB APPLICATION

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK

My Fav TV shows



SpongeBob SquarePants Ohhhh.....Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! No matter how old you are, this show is STILL funny. I'm finally admitting it.

MST3K Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The show ended in 1999, but it still has a large following...myself and the hubby included. It's absolutely hilarious and always a great watch.

X-Files Where's Mulder? David Duchovny, why don't u luv me? Serious, Ilove this show, but i'm not a freak about it...lol

Holmes on Homes A contractor that doesn't take shite from anyone! I know, geekyof me to watch.

Sex and the City Not what all women are really like, maybe a combo of them all -but its good for its humor!

CSI Las Vegas God i love this shite! CSI rocks!!

NIP/TUCK IMO, the best show ever!! I have season one on DVD and season 2will be released late Aug. Season 3 starts this Fall...woohoo!

I love Nip/Tuck!!

I have to say it - I love this show. Only sucky thing is that they have it on Sat nights now at 9PM - which conflicts with hockey. BOOOOO. So like a good girl, I watch the hockey games and tape Nip/Tuck. I got the second season on DVD - I have Adam hooked on the show too, we'd watch an episode during cardio. The second season was awesome!

The third season is proving to be just as wicked!

And what can I say about hockey? The leafs are my favorite team ever - but they're playing...um...not so well. Although last night's game was great to watch - especially Belfor's brain fart then his recovery for the rest of the period as well as in over time and the shoot out. Yay for Lindros and his shoot out goal! I have to say - I'm really loving Lindros this year!

I'm also liking Domi - I just think he's a great player...

Well, thats all I'll say about hockey - which I love! LOL!

Yesterday I checked out AmberBunny's space and caught up with her - god, she's funny...but I guess some people made some siggy's for her - and this one is by far the coolest one:

I can't remember who created this siggy for her - but props to you - its pretty wicked!

My ear infection is still there - in my friggin ear! it's like a numbing pain...but to hell with it, I don't know what will clear it up 100%, it just doesn't seem to be getting any better - I have less than 3 days left of drops and considering that I was on this stuff for like 25 days I doubt that it will be all better in the time that I have left. boooo!

When I checked my email (after a month or so of neglect) I had597 new emails. Holy shite!
So catching up has been a slow process.

It's ANYWHERE storage place that bombed my email account - expired anywhere links - I swear, anywhere is a piece of shite! So for those of you trying the links and getting errors - I'm slowly working on it - I'll have to switch everything over. I just have to find someplace that will store it all without the shit expiring.
My other buddy - Cubby - is injured, something called Gout - i dunno build up of fluid in his foot which is extremely painful I guess. poor guy.

ok, time for more catching up...if I can - I'll be back - but most likely I'll be lost at spacer sea trying to check out spaces of people that left comments.....
cheers,
~Jelly~

October 24

Where'd the Jelly go?

Well...it's been awhile, yes?

First off, my apologies to those who were waiting for a reply back or comment from me - or for those who emailed the Code It email. In short, I've been sick - remember when I went to the cottage and to the lake back in July for a week and I got an ear infection? Well, it turns out that after taking that harsh antibiotic for a week (which crippled me with stomach pains) it actually didn't totally go away. It flared up again early September. This time though, I tried ignoring it and it eventually made me really sick. It was like a cold - only 10 times worse. I had a nasty cough for like 3 weeks and constant pain in my ear. Yes I went back to the docs - and got some funky ear drops...STILL taking the ear drops, but I'm almost done (28 days of these drops) but I can still feel the pain in my ear at times.

That being said, I did not compete in the contest this weekend. Adam did though and he did VERY well. Of all the men that competed in his classes, he was undoubtedly in the best condition. He only placed 4th in the LightHeavy Weight class, but we all thought that was because the judges had already placed him as first in the Masters and wanted to distribute the trophies sort of evenly so that more would qualify for the next levels. The LightHeavy class was only level one - so like beginner level. The Masters class was level two - so a step up for sure. Did I mention that he WON the Masters Class? LOL. So he qualifies for I think the Ontario Show in June. Which is just awesome. I can't express how proud I am of him. He so deserved it!! And really I'm not being biased here, I can honestly say that he deserved it. I still think he should have - at the very least - placed 3rd in the Level One LightHeavy class, regardless if they wanted to give out the trophies evenly so more would qualify for the next show. I understand that it's good for the business if there are more contestants, and more that advance to the higher levels...but he still had better conditioning than the guy that placed 3rd.

Adam and his trophy win

Another shot of the winner

I'm sorry to say that those are the only pics I got. During the show I took like 60 or 80 shots - there was also a friend of ours from the gym competing for the first time too, so I was taking shots like mad. I also made video clips of their routines and the pose down and when they annouced Adam as the winner and shocked look on his face...hehe...but then when I stopped recording the video - and try to switch it back to take pics - so I could get a few shots of the top 3 with their trophies - the camera froze - it gliched! I lost everything. The memory card went blank. WTF? So we're going to buy the DVD of the show - that'll be the pre-judging and both the level one and level 2 night shows with all the routines. I'm just pissed that I lost all the pics. I swear I was ready to throw the camera across the room! GRRRRRR!

So alright, what else is new with me? Well, at the end of Nov I start work...I decided to scrap the school idea - I just want to work, and I'm so unsure of what else to take if I go back to school. So I can't wait to get back to work. It was funny cuz I had started applying - just online and stuff - I thought for sure I would be looking for work for like a month or two, but less than an hour after sending in my resume, I get a call for an interview the next day. I also had to do some testing and stuff while there, and was practically handed the job on a silver platter...woot woot. Technically there is one other interview right before I start the position, but its human resources type stuff and I'd really only be denied the job at that point if I show up an hour late reeking of booze, stumbling with hangover symptoms, while yelling rudely and trying to hold in any stomach upheaval. Of course - that isn't gonna happen.

So during my ear infection, I actually stayed offline - to family and friends: I'm sorry if I worried you. I literally had no energy or desire to sit in front of my computer for any longer than a few minutes at a time. I did however, check in on AmberBunny to make sure she was ok - as Austin was not so far from the hurricane Rita scare. I know it wasn't within any reasonable distance as to warrent any real drama or scare...but I had to make sure she was ok - I was glad to hear that she was fine - they only had some high winds and rains and that they had friends coming up from houston to stay with them during the evac. What a nice little bunny she is. LOL

Oh and guess what? I was apparently nominated for the Beautiful Ladies of MSN Spaces - um, I didn't win though. LOL - but it was very cute.

And now I must start the unending task of trying to catch up with all those that I've neglected over the past month.

Until later,
Cheers,
~Jelly~

September 12

busy busy gurl...

phew...well, I've been busy. I'm working on another ADVANCED program...lots of coding - but i'm almost done it now. It's so nice looking...I'm really proud of it. tee-hee.
Here's a pic:

Yes, yes...it's a program to store movies and stuff. It's useful if you have like 2000+ movies. So that's my baby right now.

Other than that, my time is divided between the gym CARDIO and of course my family. With the contest fast approaching, I'm just not sure if I'll be ready in time...Adam insists that I'm getting leaner...but I'm plagued with self-doubt. If I feel that I'm not ready in time, I'll just have to skip it and prepare for a spring show. boooo.

But I'm prepared to do that if I must - it just means that my diet with last alot longer...LOL.

Last week was Georgia's first day of school ~ she says they play all day...great schooling...haha. Well, enjoy it while you can kiddo!

Ok enough chit-chat, I'm going back to coding. LOL. I do love it...can you say, GEEK!

Thanks to everyone for dropping in and saying hello...oh and Cubby, WTF? you're deleted AGAIN? What are you doing with your space....running porno...ewwww. j/k
Which reminds me, last week sometime...I hit over 10,000 views...holy crap when did that happen? sheesh! anyway, later folks!
~Jelly~

August 30

hElLo wORld

So I've recently discovered that ALL my links to videos, pics, and music that I had stored on ANYWHERE have all reached their limits...
"this anywhere link has expired because it's link request limit has been reached."
I'm not entirely sure if this means the limit for the day - or they have a different limit per file that is a permanent limitation. All I can say is that it's sucky. I'm in the process of switching all the links - so if you're trying to download any vids or Code It! 4.0.0 - and you're getting this error - try to be patient - try again another day...I may have it all switched over by then.

As you can tell - I added the Windows Media Player...oooo...I personally find it ugly - but at least it plays tunes - for awhile anyway...I have the music stored on RipWay Special Thanks as always to d3vdutt - or better known as Hack MSN Spaces and as always - his talents far exceed my own... :)   How he finds all the info he has listed - I'll never know...and I don't want too - I'm perfectly happy within my small world of knowledge...teehee.

Not much else to sat today...my child is outside with her gaggle of neighborhood friends, getting into trouble no doubt.

OOO, did I mention? Georgia has accomplished 2 major things this summer - 1 - Riding her bike with no training wheels! and 2 - She can tie her shoes with no help whatsoever! Holy crap they grow up fast!   Now move out! Kidding! LOL

No serious.   :|

I was floating around the spaces and came across - Mirimiri don't ask me how...I can't remember how this space was found by me. The comments are disabled so I was unable to leave a comment saying that I would like to use the Quiz links that were left there...so this is the best I can do by just linking the space here.

Anywhooo....these are the quizzes:

What can people see in your eyes?(great ANIME pics)((IMPROVED!!!))

People see intelligence in your eyes. You probably
enjoy reading a good book and are pretty good
at outsmarting people. You like finding the
meaning behind things and you know how to hold
an intellectual conversation. The downside of
this is that people can mistake you for a nerd
or people who aren't as smart as you will get
angry and try to bring you down. Don't let
them, though! You should prize your
intelligence and not worry about what those
people think. Btw...can you help me with my
homework?

brought to you by Quizilla

Which Japanese name suits you right? (5 outcomes and cute anime pictures)GIRLS ONLY
HASH(0x8b748e0)

Mai

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.:-|What is your true element?|-:. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
Fire

Your element is Fire: Strong, hot tempered,
powerful, and passionate. Well now lets see,
being fire you are quite strong and powerful,
people look up to you greatly and often seek
your protection. You have the ability to gain
many friends and you are always one people can
count on to do what you say you will do. You
are extremely loyal be it friends or family
you'll stick up for them and you are never
willing to put them in a position that could
hurt them. You know what roll you play in life,
leader, and you intend to let people know it.
Not everyone is capable of leadership but you
certainly have the willpower and flare to do
it. You have quite a temper if it shows itself,
one that can often lead you into trouble. Once
your mind is made up there is no changing it
but no one said that was a bad thing.

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I liked the quizes...Yah, can you say anime geek? HAHAHA I like quizzes in general - doesn't really matter what they're about really...these quizzes though have some very humorous questions though - and a lot of 'off topic' questions too...LOL. and hey - I'd say they were pretty bang on anyway! AmberBunny has an addiction to those surveys about yourself...you know - what's your fav food, what's your middle name, etc, etc - Me, I likey these quizzes! WOO HOO

And in other news - the hubby has been feeling ill...boo - allergies or maybe a cold even - poor guy - he can barely sleep! Just need some TLC I say...LOL. (I love you Adam!) I hope he's feeling a little better.

Well that's it for now guys...time to make some chicken and broccoli! yum!

Later!
~Jelly~

ALCOHOROSCOPES

A new funny! wow! You've probably seen this one - or maybe even heard it before - but its a gooder! (LOL)

ARIES	Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
TAURUS	Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
GEMINI	Drinking style: Gemini’s can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusions, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini’s possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.
CANCER	Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up vanilla vodka and soda.
LEO	Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what brung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.
VIRGO	Drinking style: Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!
LIBRA	Drinking style: "I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night’s events entirely. Oops!
SCORPIO	Drinking style: Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.
SAGITTARIUS	In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).
CAPRICORN	Drinking style: Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.
AQUARIUS	Drinking style: Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best-designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by drunken people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.
PISCES	Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they’re fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know.

August 29

CATASTROPHIC ERROR!

There has been a catastrophic error. Please stand by.

Am I the only one who's gotten this message in the last few days?
WTF?
I've gotten it both on my space and while visiting on others spaces. I was rearranging my space...moving the lists around and crap...and then I tried to save the changes...and BAM! CATASTROPHIC ERROR!
PFFFT, YAH RIGHT.
I don't buy that. I never worry about these types of things...so I just closed all windows and re-open my space page...there was no error! and nothing lost! Everything is exactly as I left it! huh? oh well, whatever.
I'm then leaving a comment on someone's space and the same thing happens...wha?

meh, I chalk it up to just some glich or overload...no harm to me - other than I have to re-type out my entire comment to that person...now that's a pisser. I'm sure most of you have encountered something very similiar....
GRRRRR!!!!

Well, enough about the common MSN troubles...haha. moving on...

Say What You Feel

I'm not sure how many people have tried Code It! 4.0.0 and if they like it or even use it...but I can only assume that some are finding it helpful at least. I thank everyone that is helping to promote it and pass it along to he spaces masses!!! Also...if anyone has anything else they think would make a great addition to the program - let me know, and I'll get 'er done! I'd like the program to do as much as possible.

In totally unrelated news - I'm addicted to listening to Natasha Bedingfield's These Words. I'm sure the song will get annoying after a time...but for now...I love it. haha. I also happen to really enjoy the backstreet boys new video...where they're dressed up like 80's rock stars...I thought it was hilarious, and a nice break from the traditional gushy-ghey boy band type video.

Surprisingly, the diet is going well...I'm dropping the extra pounds and starting to really lean out quite a bit...the muscles are popping out a lot more and the definition is noticable. I have a ways to go yet - before my skin appears paper thin over my muscles...but at least i'm heading in the right direction. I'm still not sure if I'll be ready in time. which reminds me, I need to take some pics for comparison and stuff. Sometimes I just hate taking pics...LOL.

Well...time for me to go look around at other spaces...hrm....

Later,

~Jelly~

August 24

jelly...............

Ok, so going back to the tradition of a real blog and NOT talking about Code It! LOL.

I left a comment on AmberBunny's space the other day, actually it was like a story from my childhood - so it was long, but I thought I would tell the story here as well, as I think of it as humorous. Mind you, I seem to have a different sense of humour than some....

What got me thinking about it was a quiz that Amber had in her blog, one of the questions being; what do you prefer...Apple Juice or Orange Juice? I prefer Orange as I dislike Apple, but here's why....

So, I'm about 7 years old and my brother Mike is like 4...we're sitting outside in the front lawn as per our custom on a nice warm day before supper, when we spot some delicious looking mushrooms growing right there in front of us. Our obsurb love for mushrooms drove us to inhale as many as we could in the shortest amount of time possible. Our mouths stuffed full, we start laughing, as children tend to do at the most idiodic things, and my step mother appears at the front door asking what on earth are we doing...we turn to her, our hands holding out and displaying the incriminating evidence of out pre-supper snack.

The woman shreeks and exclaims, 'those are poisonous mushrooms! what are you doing?? Spit them out...spit them out!!!' I like to think that I remember her having some type of a fit, more too embarass herself in front of the neighbors...but really she rushed towards us and tried to scoop out the mushroom remains from our mouths.

Well, we had ingested too much and were rushed to the hospital. Mike and I thought she was just a little crazy, like jeeze, over-react why don't you? The nice doctor gave us some nasty tasting medicine and an apple juice chaser. what a nice doctor I say. He says, 'this will make you throw up all those bad mushrooms...' What!?! I HATE throwing up....you phsyco! You're not a nice doctor, c'mon Mike, we're going! Mike sits there on the stool, swinging his legs as he's barfing up mushrooms and apple juice. He doesn't care. But I do...no way am I going to be sick!

I hold it in...I fight it. The doctor thinks, 'hrm...should've kicked in by now. We'll have to give her more, if that doesn't work, we'll have to pump her stomach.' I'm too focused on not barfing to understand what he's

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